Hate.

Click.
"Yeah?"
"Hey, how're you doing?"
"I'm talking to you on my new iPhone, how do you think I'm doing?"
(Rolls Eyes) "What do you hate this week?"
"Oh boy, let me see here...there's a lot of it, I was going on a tirade today about Sex and the City and Desperate Housewives, why is this trash on television, so on and so on..."
"Okay...go on..."

"The hip phrase nowadays is actually 'raping my childhood,' and it's usually in reference to actual children's based programming or family movies, a la the Alvin and the Chipmunks remake...not a lot of 8-year-olds watched Monstervision..."
"Yeah, well whatever..."
"All right, I guess that'll do..."
"That's it?! I've got plenty more things to complain about..."
"Well then, by all means..."
"Actually here's what I'll do, I'm thinking every week I'll make a Top Ten list about what I hate each week with a couple sentences about each...but there's also things I don't hate, maybe I'll include that at the bottom...like my iPhone, I don't hate that..."
"Okay, sounds good."
"E-mail my Gmail address, it'll go straight to my iPhone."
"Will you write me something for the blog?"
"Yeah yeah, e-mail me."
"Okay."
Click.
Chris's e-mail inbox 9.03pm: Empty. Chris's e-mail inbox 10.18pm: Empty. Chris's e-mail inbox 6.40am: Empty.
"I'm talking to you on my new iPhone, how do you think I'm doing?"
Haaaahahahahahaha. I LOVE this idea.
omg, there's windows xp on your iphone!! i bet the drax doesn't have that problem on his iphone
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