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Hate.

Conversation between Chris and The Drax: 7.03 pm CST 5.03 pm Hollywood Time:

Click.

"Yeah?"

"Hey, how're you doing?"

"I'm talking to you on my new iPhone, how do you think I'm doing?"

(Rolls Eyes) "What do you hate this week?"

"Oh boy, let me see here...there's a lot of it, I was going on a tirade today about Sex and the City and Desperate Housewives, why is this trash on television, so on and so on..."

"Okay...go on..."

"Hmmm....oh yeah, you know, ruining my childhood...there's a rumor going around they're remaking Friday the 13th and what with the recent Halloween...they're basically ruining my childhood. The nights I stayed up late watching Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs on TBS, these movies of my past...why oh why expletive expletive why..."

"The hip phrase nowadays is actually 'raping my childhood,' and it's usually in reference to actual children's based programming or family movies, a la the Alvin and the Chipmunks remake...not a lot of 8-year-olds watched Monstervision..."

"Yeah, well whatever..."

"All right, I guess that'll do..."

"That's it?! I've got plenty more things to complain about..."

"Well then, by all means..."

"Actually here's what I'll do, I'm thinking every week I'll make a Top Ten list about what I hate each week with a couple sentences about each...but there's also things I don't hate, maybe I'll include that at the bottom...like my iPhone, I don't hate that..."

"Okay, sounds good."

"E-mail my Gmail address, it'll go straight to my iPhone."

"Will you write me something for the blog?"

"Yeah yeah, e-mail me."

"Okay."

Click.

Chris's e-mail inbox 9.03pm: Empty. Chris's e-mail inbox 10.18pm: Empty. Chris's e-mail inbox 6.40am: Empty.

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This entry was posted by chris, on Tuesday, October 02, 2007. You can leave your response.

  1. Blogger P. Arty | 9:28 AM |  

    "I'm talking to you on my new iPhone, how do you think I'm doing?"

    Haaaahahahahahaha. I LOVE this idea.

  2. Blogger paal | 12:08 AM |  

    omg, there's windows xp on your iphone!! i bet the drax doesn't have that problem on his iphone

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