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Liveblog: Just My Luck? Just My Luck!

The Quallsack household just got the dish, which includes HBO for three months. I am watching the previously mentioned film Just My Luck, starring Lindsay Lohan. These are my reactions
I get the feeling that Double-L, who is the star, is a lucky person, just by all the lucky things happening to her, like getting a dollar on her boot and winning some radio show and blah blah blah. I GET IT, SHE'S LUCKY. Then there's this other kinda unattractive guy but only because he's wearing a stocking cap and dirty clothes and glasses who is NOT lucky. Does this movie have to do with luck?

5:50:
Oh crap! (Literally.) Our unlucky guy just stepped on poop o something. That's so unlucky. You know what the other star of this movie is? New York City.


5:53:
Things are looking up. We have two former O.C. castmembers -- Samarie Armstrong (ANNA!) and the guy who played Luke ("Welcome to the O.C., bitch!) Lindsay Lohan's clown make-up and wooden acting isn't helping, though.


5:54:
Some guy just made a joke that he makes money while he poops. That's two for two on poop jokes hitting and driving it OUTTA THE PARK. Poopy poopy poopy!


5:55:
IT'S RAINING ON THE UNLUCKY GUY! Gosh oh gee, could he get any unluckier? Also, the madcap wacky music tells me things are "developing." Also, black people are fly-er than white people -- another good joke, something that's never been done before, and topical. I hate this movie, but I can't stop watching it. I still love Samarie Armstrong.

This isn't worth my time. When does the new HBO porn, er, drama show Tell Me You Love Me start?

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  1. Anonymous Anonymous | 4:49 PM |  

    nearly two weeks without a fresh post? what is this? amateur blog night?

  2. Blogger P. Arty | 9:12 PM |  

    Judging by the capitalization of the above post, I have to assume that Polley is ripping on his own blog. That just proves those Blogulutor boys will hate on anything.

  3. Blogger DoktorPeace | 4:04 AM |  

    Umm... why haven't I yet read about Greg Grunberg's impressive and alluring transformation into a mother figure?

  4. Anonymous Anonymous | 8:14 PM |  

    RIP blogulator. you had a good run.

    good thing i've got that instrumental music to rely on.

    (and the onion's a.v. club... burn!!!)

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