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Blogulator Radio 57: Game of Thrones Meets The Never-Ending Story


Hey, check it out! It's a highly topical fresh new episode of Blogulator Radio! Yes, straight from Sunday evening's record-breaking airing of HBO's new signature smash hit series Game of Thrones, Chris, Qualler and Brigitte dissect the minutia that was the second season. (And, as one would expect, there are MEGA-SPOILERS for those who have not finished season two included in the episode.) Among the things they discuss: their favorite characters of the season, their least favorite characters, the gratuitous nudity, the comparison between watching as a reader of the books and watching as a non-reader of the books, how cute Dany's dragons are (THE CUTEST!), geeking out at the extremely well-directed-and-written penultimate episode "Blackwater", the excitement / frustration at how the TV series / book series takes forever to get to the supercool magic stuff, and comparing Dany's journey through the House of the Undying to a similar journey a character takes in The Never-Ending Story, one of the only other Fantasy epics that the gang has also enjoyed. Yes, we are probably the only denizens of the Internet to compare and contrast Game of Thrones to The Never-Ending Story. Also, how goofy does Theon Greyjoy look in that picture? I know, right?

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The Blogulator Presents: Episode of the Month, May 2012

It's been a crazy TV month in May, what with a month chock-full of cliffhangers, season-enders, and all-out balls-to-the-walls craziness. The Blogulator crew is here to discuss their favorite of that batch of individual episodes of the month. Bring it, gang.




Game of Thrones, "Blackwater", Aired 5/27/12 on HBO

We're now two seasons into this show and, much like how the novels are structured the penultimate episode of each season ends up being a total gutpunch. Whereas last season's "Baelor" was a gutpunch on a purely "holy @#$%, they just killed the show's biggest star!" level, the masterful "Blackwater", scripted by book author George R.R. Martin and directed by Neil Marshall, director of The Blogulator's favorite film of 2005 The Descent, is a gutpunch on an epic scale. And as we know from The Descent, few directors are as good at directing action sequences in the dark as Marshall is. Yet, it's the small scenes between just a few of the major characters that keep the episode grounded. Tyrion and Joffrey's banter before executing their plan is hilarious and true to both of their characters, while Cersei's downward spiral aided by a whole lotta wine gives her character an added layer of sadness, even though we also know she's pretty much a bad person. All of this makes the emotional devastation on Tyrion Lannister's face when he executes the "wildfire" plan as epic as the physical devastation of A Crapload Of Boats And People On Fire And Lit All Green. [Qualler]










Smash, "Bombshell", Aired 5/14/12 on NBC

 You guys probably realize by now that I don’t watch a lot of TV when it airs (why would I watch real TV when Netflix offers all 7 seasons of Star Trek: Deep Space 9??), so my choices for best episode of May were limited to two episodes of Smash.  Whoops.  So the Smash season finale, “Bombshell” it is!  And, really, if you remove all the stupid personal drama, all the cheating and the breaking up and the dating of celibate baseball fans, and just leave the professional drama of the musical itself, this episode is pretty good.  This is the first time we’ve been able to see the songs of Bombshell in succession, which mostly makes me want to see the fictional musical Bombshell. (So much tap dancing!) Plus, Karen’s performance gives at least a whiff of justification for her apparent inbred talent, something which has been self-evident to everyone involved in the show except its audience.  (Ivy is still way better, though.) (Can Meghan Hilty just have her own show?) (Can it also star Kristen Chenoweth?) (Can it take place in my apartment so that we can all be friends?)  Millennial Ellis has finally been fired, Dev is gone (sadly), and the show faces a second season of new creative direction and writing.  The rapidly-put-together final song, “Don’t Forget Me”, was beautiful and wonderfully sung, giving promise to a much-improved second season.  That Ivy swallowed a handful of pills in the last shot of the episode is something that I’ll willfully choose to ignore. [Sam]





Don't Trust The B---- In Apartment 23, "The Wedding...", Aired 5/2/12 on ABC
Comedies usually take a while to get going. Much like The Office and Parks & Recreation, Apartment 23 premiered mid-season and only a few episodes to make an impression (only 7 episodes this first season). But, much like Happy Endings before it, Apartment 23 has quickly developed into a hang-out show with characters that bounce off of one another interestingly and entertainingly. I'm not sure how far into production this episode was made(it's common practice for networks to shuffle eps around to put the best foot forward), but it can't have been too late as it includes James Van Der Beek's plotline of becoming a contestant on Dancing With The Stars (which is one of the many wonderful ideas this show has had). Whatever the case, this was one of the funniest episodes of television I've seen this season and it's also a great entry point for anyone that hasn't watched the show yet. In this episode, June is feeling depressed and decides to let loose, letting Chloe mold her into a fun-having machine. It turns into a Single White Female thing wherein June becomes so fun, JVDB starts hanging out with her more than Chloe. This all leads to a lot of great stuff for both Dreama Walker ("June") and Krysten Ritter ("Chloe") to play. There's also JVDB dancing and clips of him in a fake Guy Ritchie movie. All terrific stuff that shows what this now up-to-snuff series can do. This ep raised Apartment 23 to the ranks of Happy Endings, Community, Cougar Town and Parks & Rec as one of the funniest network comedies. [sarCCastro]




Mad Men "The Other Woman" Aired 5/27/12 on AMC
Everyone that knows who Joan Harris (née Holloway) is will likely be talking about this episode for years. We'll be at the senior center for our pancake feed, complaining about the haircuts the kids have these days, and one of the volunteers pouring us pulp-free orange juice will have crimson red hair. One of us will say to the other, "whoa, she looks like Joan fromMad Men L-O-L." And then the other one will say, "awww I miss having Don Draper on my TV every week." And then the first one will respond with, "oh man, remember when Pete pimped out Joan to that Jaguar guy?" The conversation will then drown in a flood of nostalgia that the kids with the bad haircuts and the redheaded juice pourer will not understand one iota. It may not be the most powerful episode of the vanguard series, and it's certainly not my favorite episode of Mad Men (it's not even my favorite of this season), but it needs to be noted here because it's a touchstone for its ballsy "it-went-there" storytelling, officially placing the series in a pantheon of not only great dramas, but fantastic conversation starters. I still feel weird about it, and am not sure I want to be having this conversation about our dear beloved Joan, but it's a hell of a conversation nonetheless. And that's why we write about television dammit. [Chris]





Revenge "Reckoning" Aired 5/23/12 on ABC
O. M. G. Revenge knows what a season finale should be.  Holy Hamptons. As soon as the episode begins, you can feel it.  The plot points quickly become infinitely more absurd, the dialogue more stilted, the facial expressions more overly-wrought.  In fact, I would bet that if you cut out all the moments in this episode where a character was just looking at something or someone silently with anger, shocked recognition, or despair, the show would run just ten or fifteen minutes. Without providing too many spoilers, "Reckoning" kills characters (at least two, maybe more!) and relationships, and sets up a hellva season two (long-lost parents! a love triangle, with pregnancy!). The waves of sheer delight and deliciously frothy over-the-topness will inspire many a dream for me until the waves of the Hamptons once again grace my television screen. [Jerksica]

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What if TV Shows Were Alcoholic Drinks?


You guys like to have booze while you watch TV? These are some drinks you can make at home to enjoy while watching your favorite shows. The drinks are named after the shows.

HBO's Girls: One part Kahlua, one part Vodka. Basically a White Russian (because that one character had one the one time), but don't bother putting any Kahlua in it. You do this to reflect how the real New York City doesn't have any Kahlua in it.



Game of Thrones: Flagon of red wine. Drink this while having sex (doggy-style), and discussing the history of Westeros/character back story/the latest political scandal at King's Landing.

* - with a twist - served the same way except the sex you have is with a blood relative. Eww.



Vampire Diaries: Just drink a ton of whiskey neat or whiskey on ice all the time, any time you are indoors. Add a sprig of vervain for flavor (and to build a resistance to its toxic effects).



Breaking Bad: Something that blends Southwestern USA with drugs, cancer, chicken, rock collecting, and lying to your spouse. Uhh, okay, umm, alright. An interferon-infused chemo'garita served in a hollow geode with meth on the rim. And you drink it after you eat a bucket of chicken, but don't you dare tell your wife about it. If she asks where you were just get naked in a store. Got it? Good.



Mad Men: Pretty much any drink you want to have as long as you are wearing a bunch of retro shit you ordered off Etsy. Do people still throw Mad Men parties? Is that still a thing? Or are we already pretending it's the 1970s? Forgive my coarse language, I had a few 'Vampire Diaries' with dinner. 



Modern Family: What is this show about? I don't watch it. Is it good? I don't care. For this drink just have a case of cold American beers. Because nothing says not giving a shit like drinking an entire case of cold American beers.


The Wire
: Drink all of the above then drive home. It's cool, don't worry. You're a cop. Please drink responsibly.

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Watching Television with a Newborn



As Qualler pointed out last week, and as you are likely not an idiot and can read this post's title and absorb its implications, Jerksica and I recently had a baby. Life changes drastically for anyone when they welcome a crying, boob-sucking, pooping, sleepy tiny human into the world, but I'd imagine when your primary hobby isn't watching television, it changes more. Just thinking about those poor spelunkers and parkour-ers that have babies and have to cut down on their "me time" saddens me. Luckily, before we had a baby, Jerksica mostly just watched television. And now that we have a baby, we mostly just watch television (and get peed on while changing diapers, etc.). I guess you could say we're living the dream. So while I'm so sleep deprived that I can do little more than make facile obscene jokes not dissimilar from your local world-weary stand-up comedian with kids and some "funny" observations about changing diapers, I'd like to at least guide you through the past week or so of watching TV with a newborn.

Mad Men: Airing on our second day home from the hospital, the Tarantino-esque orange sherbert episode of everyone's favorite AMC period drama was the first show we actually watched in full post-baby, actually understanding and following what was going on on-screen. Four days prior to this we had taken in upwards of four episodes of Wife Swap before going to the hospital, and while in the hospital, apart from having the NBC Thursday shows on hazily in the background, we only watched The Food Network and the oddly ironic Best Yo! MTV Raps Moments on VH1, so actually taking in something with sustenance was refreshing and satisfying. Our son slept through the whole dang thing too (so unfortunately he missed out on seeing Peggy give that stranger an HJ in the movie theater), likely because he was exhausted from a weekend with a family and, you know, being born, so on the watching-with-a-newborn scale, I award Mad Men the coveted LETHARGIC DAD GRIN rating*.

Cougar Town: Soon after this, Jerksica's sister came to town and we took it upon ourselves to introduce her to the great yet ill-titled Courtney Cox sitcom. Remember kids, if your show is in danger of not getting renewed, tell a friend about it (and hope they have a Nielsen box)! It wasn't the best episode (the one where Grayson starts selling Laurie's cupcakes and Ellie's mom comes to town), but per usual, it was at least fun to hang out with the cul-de-sac crew again. And since the baby had just eaten brunch (as had we), he was awake but not finnicky throughout the whole thing. I can only hope he heard either Grayson or Andy (can't remember which) yell "black guys!" when impersonating Laurie. I'll give Cougar Town the MILDLY SUCCESSFUL BURPING rating.

Game of Thrones: Rare is the opportunity, especially now that both Jerksica and I are home together all the time, when I can watch the HBO kinda-fantasy series, seeing as how she has less than zero interest in watching it with me. But I found myself able to recently when she was catching a nap and I couldn't fall asleep because I had a rush of adrenaline surging through my veins from freaking out about whether or not the baby monitor was working and whether or not Dignan (that's my son's name by the by, if you weren't already in the know) was okay sleeping in his crib in the other room. So I brought him into the living room and pressed play on the second episode of season two. I found it to be even more table-setting than the season premiere, which was a tad disappointing, but it allowed me the chance to savor this new found alertness from my spazz attack and realize just how good this show is at crackling dialogue, even when it's largely expository. I especially dug Carcetti's (or whatever his name is in this show) speech to the prostitute about why it's so important that she make him the cash monies. Unfortunately I had to watch the rest of the ep at a later date because Dignan cried himself awake, which prompted Jerksy to rub her eyes, hear Theon say something about being king in a British accent, which was enough for her to say to her our son, "I know, baby, G-o-T is dumb, isn't it?" Apart from that last bit, I still think GoT deserves a BABY TOES ARE SOOOO SMALL! rating.

Justified: And then came an even bigger opportunity. I knew I could get away with watching Game of Thrones because it was likely going to be just a lot of talking with a sprinkling of sex noises, but even I was nervous about watching the season three finale of Raylan Givens threatening to shoot people with a newborn in the room. But Jerksica and her sister went to get well-deserved pedicures (is there any other kind?) and I had an hour to kill with a sleeping baby and she hates Justified too and I had been waiting almost three weeks now to watch what happened to Robert Quarles and the rest of Harlan County! So I skedaddled downstairs with the Moses basket and baby in tow, tempered my excitement to the best of my ability, and tried to adjust the volume the best I could while Jere Burns screamed (he's good at that; she should do it more!) over and over again in the show's opening scene. At this point and several others throughout Dignan got startled and almost woke up, and I worried his dreams of breast milk might be interrupted by the sounds of hysterical hookers and backwoods gangsters, but I won't lie - it was totally worth it. Check Sarc's blurb in our Best Episodes of the Month feature tomorrow about it for more reasons why! Ultimately, Justified gets top honors, otherwise known as the ADORABLE KITTY-BABY ENCOUNTER rating.

*Credit where credit's due: I'll admit my watching-TV-with-a-newborn rating scale is basically a modified version of my fellow blogger Brigitte's creative rating scale, in which top honors is "Cast of Frasier." 

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Blogulator Radio 51: Girls, Girls, Girls, and a Dog with a Blog


It's a week of zeitgeist television, what with the premiere of HBO's highly anticipated and highly acclaimed new comedyGirls, along with the sure-to-be-zeitgeist-television announcement by the Disney Channel of the premiere of Dog with a Blog. Qualler and Brigitte ruminate on the premiere of Girls, which, in its premiere episode, definitely lives up to the hype. (Side note: the premiere is available online for free here. It is quite NSFW, by the way.) They also discuss Game of Thronesseason to date, in which Qualler, the reader of books, asks Brigitte what she thinks will happen and then acts a lot like the Kristin Wiig SNL character who "loves surprises." Beckett and Nico, Qualler and Brigitte's dogs, also discuss the many possibilities of Dog with a Blog. #sixseasonsandamovie

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sarCCastro's Debut: Who am I? Why am I here?




A few years ago (actually, probably closer to a decade ago) "bloggers" came under fire for ruining film criticism. Filmmakers and "professional" critics alike whined about how anyone with any internet connection could put their two cents in about movies and there was nothing they could do about it. Cut to present day, where just about every news organization has a website with "bloggers" (now just known as "writers") reporting news, press releases, or just whatever they think about any given topic, all filtered through their own individual lens.

Now, why the hell am I bringing this up? Shouldn't I be introducing myself and talking about what TV shows I like, which ones I hate, and which onesOMFGG, YOU DON'T WATCH TVD!? Well, I would do all that, but by doing so, I might hurt a showrunner's feelings. (Hashtag, sad-face.)

About a week ago, David Simon, creator of the best show ever created (also, Treme) expressed his dismay in an interview about how his show is being misinterpreted by the people that watch and discuss the show. He also mentioned how he didn't care about the opinions of people who didn't watch the show when it first aired, and that people who rank one season above another or talk about how Omar is cool just don't get what the show was about.

Now, Simon did kinda/sorta take back some of those remarks in a follow-up interview with noted TV critic Alan Sepinwall. He clarified that he was mainly irked by a website running bracketed showdowns between characters from The Wire, which, in his opinion, gave a short-shrift to the important themes and issues he tried to get across in the show. He also said that, while he doesn't like the idea of individual episode reviews in general, he does concede that "it's better to have people talking about what you're doing than not." (Don't forget to watch Treme, y'all! You know...whenever HBO decides to air it again.)

Then, on Wednesday night and Thursday morning, Kurt Sutter (creator of Sons Of Anarchy) called Hitfix and The A.V. Club "hack [The Big C-word] blogsites...sycophants" that post stuff about him because "they know it'll get them more hits. more hits, more pennies they're[sic] ads pay." (I wonder if KURT SUTTER's show SONS OF ANARCHY is still on NETFLIX, which sponsors the Blogulator Radio podcast?)

Sutter made all these remarks on Twitter, which is basically a giant AOL chat-room with faster load-times and also insanity. Now, the whole celebrity and artist presence on Twitter is a whole other can of worms to be opened another time (be sure to check the pull date!). Wherever he said it, Sutter was basically responding to an article defending him and other showrunners, like The Killing's Veena Sud. Chances are pretty high, though, that Sutter only read the headline of the article (Sympathy for Kurt Sutter... ) since he doesn't really care much for the "VDclub" website.

Since I don't want to write more words about Kurt Sutter than I did about David Simon, I'll just see if I can arrive at a point of some kind.

I don't know what I'm doing here. (You know, just in case that line about maybe arriving at a point wasn't a tip-off.)

I love TV. I love watching TV shows, discussing them, thinking about them, anticipating them, laughing and crying with them. I also hate TV shows. I hate watching bad ones, I hate watching good ones turn bad, I hate not being able to stop watching the bad ones even though I know they're really bad and now I can't even stop writing this sentence about bad TV shows because now I'm picturing Mrs. Coach Taylor eating brains please send help!

My point (I found one!) is that I love sharing my opinions about TV shows and finding out what other people think about the same shows. I even love hearing people say that I'm totally wrong about a TV show because I may discover another layer to a show I already like. Or I'll just get to laugh because I may never change my opinions of certain shows (because, honestly, I'm never going to watch True Blood or The Killing ever again*). To me, that's what television is for.

While David Simon is right for wanting people to discuss the issues of our broken educational and political systems, that doesn't mean it's invalid for those same people to express fondness or hatred for one The Wire's richly-drawn characters. And Sutter may not want to hear someone say that the pacing for a given episode of Sons of Anarchy feels off compared to another, or that a character is acting unrealistically, but it's going to be said anyway. And if it's not said by someone on his staff, then maybe it should be brought to his attention by a TV critic or even someone that follows him on Twitter. All opinions should be heard and considered. It may be ludicrous to suggest that Modern Family reveal that all of the characters on the show are aliens, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be considered for even a moment. (They could at least try it out for one episode and maybe even get John Lithgow to guest-star.)

So, to have the opportunity to discuss, critique, obsess over and throw out ridiculous ideas about TV shows here at The Blogulator is a true honor and I look forward to contributing to the rise (and/or downfall) of this website. Because, honestly, what every writer wants (even Kurt Sutter) is for people to devour their words, to validate their existence. And here, finally, my TV opinions are valid!

And, since I thought it actually would be a good idea to show you where I'm coming from, here are the shows I'm currently loving (besides what you see over on the side there), hating, or just not watching anymore. (Oh, and to avoid confusion, I don't mind if I'm referred to here as "Sarc." I'd probably prefer it, actually.)

Love:
Game of Thrones
The Good Wife
Justified
Parenthood
Louie
Misfits
Doctor Who
Treme
Archer
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Eastbound & Down
Suburgatory
Happy Endings
Community
Parks & Recreation
Supernatural
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Colbert Report
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson


Hate:
Most reality/reality-competition shows (besides The Amazing Race and Rupaul's Drag Race)
Any show with an acronym in the title (except for NTSF:SD:SUV)
Any medical drama (ER had enough of that to last me several lifetimes)
American Horror Story
Most CBS comedies
The Closer

Gave Up:
Glee
Boardwalk Empire
Dexter (I will not watch it when it returns*. Ohhhh, that damn show!)
2 Broke Girls
How I Met Your Mother
30 Rock
The Office
Smash


(* - I will totally watch anything if I'm paid to do so. Except, maybe The Human Centipede. Or NCIS.)

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Brigitte's TV Teaser



A rare moment of grace in the ugly, ugly world of pre-teen dance competitions and the moms who support them.


Hello Blogosphere! It’s good to be back in print. I’ve been busy lately, but still had time to get in some quality television viewing. Some things I’ve been watching lately and that you can look forward to hearing about:

Dance Moms, or, the more easily digestible Toddlers and Tiaras
I cannot help myself. I LOVE this show. It pretty much combines all things I love in a reality television show: dance, pointless drama, questionable parenting, and normal situations that become super high stakes for no reason than to feed into the pointless drama. And unlike Toddlers and Tiaras, the kids on this show are talented. Crazy talented. And they seem to enjoy what they’re doing, for the most part. I could watch this show for hours. Maddie is so awesome, but I think she’s starting to get a little too comfortable at the top of that pyramid. Chloe is, and always has been, my favorite, and I think that she’s finally starting to outshine Maddie. When she won the Joffrey Ballet School scholarship, I almost cried. I was so proud of her! And now, with Dance Moms: Miami, I can. Thank you, Lifetime! If you like pointless reality shows like Toddlers and Tiaras but you feel a little too icky watching 5 year olds parade around in makeup, give Dance Moms a try. There’s still lots of makeup, but also they’re athletes. And they’re more like nine instead of five so it’s way more age appropriate. Kind of.

Real Housewives: Doesn’t Matter Which City
I don’t have much to report, except that the newest season of New Jersey starts soon and I CANNOT WAIT. Lately I’ve been watching Atlanta and The OC, and while I enjoy having it on in the background and casually glancing up from my work to see why Kim and Nene are fighting or who of the OC crew is having something reduced, none of these ladies can hold my attention like the crazy bitches from Jersey. I hope Theresa and her family get along better this season…or do I? I always feel so conflicted while watching this show, because on the one hand, I actually sort of care about these women and I want them to stop acting like children and just get along with each other, but on the other hand, that’s no fun, is it? During last season’s reunion episode, we learned that something really awful goes down this season between Theresa and Jacqueline because Jacqueline wouldn’t even appear on the reunion since filming for the new season had gotten so tense; so I do look forward to finding out what that’s all about. And for those of you who don’t want to waste a precious hour of your week, you can watch it vicariously through me! You’re welcome.

Justified, season one: aka the show to make me shout “what!?” most frequently as I’m watching it.
I just finished watching season one with Qualler and it was awesome. Raylan Givens is one of the most amazing characters on TV, ever. I want to have his gun-toting, smooth-talking, angsty babies. I cannot wait to watch season two, and I’m not sure how it took me so long to get into watching this show. The end of season one SHOCKED me. I actually gasped out loud, and I almost never do that (OK, I do it all the time, but never as often as when watching this show). Look forward to more in-depth reviews from me as I attempt to figure out and articulate just why this show is so amazing.

Game of Thrones: Not Just for Nerds!
I don’t make time for many things these days, but I will ALWAYS make time to watch Game of Thrones. After the second episode of the new season I’m as hooked as I was last season. I watched season one in about three days with Chris and Qualler, and that will always go down as one of the best weekends in my life (sorry, wedding weekend.) My favorite character is still Daenerys, and while I’m disappointed that she hasn’t had much to do but wander through the desert, I’m sure that her character’s just being set up to do something awesome…right, Qualler?? (Editor's note: You'll see!) Her dragons have also hardly gotten any screen time, but I look forward to seeing more of them. I also really enjoy what’s happening to Arya so far, and I hope she isn’t caught before she makes it home! I’ve found that, although there is a lot of soft dialogue and a lot of characters to keep straight, this show is best enjoyed with others. Here are some notes I took, as well as some standout quotes I noted, as I watched episode two with some friends.

Daenerys is a total badass.

Littlefinger is MEAN!

Tyrion is good!

“I’ll not have my honor questioned by an imp!”
“I’m not questioning your honor…I’m denying its existence.”

“There’s so much positioning in this show, I love it!”

“I’m watching.”

When asked whether she likes it she said “I feel cooler” and after a pause “I’m about two episodes away from being hooked.”

“They’re gonna get married! I want them to do it so I can see him without his shirt on. Okay, in season four then.”
@TimothyOleksiak, on Arya and Gendry.

“She’s wearing pants! Like a man!”

Weird molestation scene on horseback…

So much incest! Hard to keep track.

First black person in the series alert!

“Mother gone because of you. There’s no bigger joke in the world than that”
--uproarious laughter from @rhetoricqueline

“it could be an hour long episode of them shitting in chamber pots and I’d be like ‘omg, this is the shitting episode, this is so good!”
--@timothyoleksiak

Look forward to my musings on these and other shows this…season?...on the Blogulator!

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Point-Counterpoint: Why TV Criticism is Easy

In this scenario, I'm Abed, Qualler is Troy, and television is the
Jeff that gets bored with our conflict and helps us see the errors of our ways.

Welcome to our pretty new look, everyone! In case you haven't heard, we here at The Blogulator are now a TV-talk only blog. Since it's been the focal point of our Blogulator Radio netcast for the past year and for purposes of re-branding/finding an ever-so-slightly more specific niche than just "pop culture," we have decided to succumb to the inevitable. We hope you like it. We're excited.

And to start off, I would like to invite Qualler, my close friend and confidant, as well as the dude that originally started this site with me way back in 2005 (!), to discuss an entry point question that I've been pondering ever since reading not-100%-praising responses to the second episode of this current fifth season of Mad Men, "Tea Leaves." (Betty as unsympathetic/superfluous, contrived interactions between the older and newer generations, etc.) The question in, err, question is this: why is it so easy to nitpick even the greatest of television shows, of which Don Draper and co. have firmly planted themselves in the pantheon?

I pose this to you, Qualler, in particular because ever since AMC finally announced more than a year later when Mad Men would return to our Sunday evenings, you had a faint grumbling about yourself, as if you were either not looking as forward to going back to Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce as I was, or that you were, but viewed it as a chore of some kind. In our emails discussing this first blog post under the new TV-only format, you explained that it was a reaction merely juxtaposed next to "shiny" (your word) newer shows like Game of Thrones, etc. I think this is completely reasonable, though I do not find myself in that category of thinking for whatever reason, but is it also possible that we've just spent so much time with the Mad Men universe, and with TV criticism at large, that we've become a lot more adept at critically analyzing it, even while we still find ourselves dedicated to it?

Here's my thesis: TV has not only risen in the ranks of media that can be classified as art over the past decade-and-a-half or so, but it is also the only form of long-term nerdery that demands both allegiance and healthy skepticism. We have invested over five years of our lives to fictional characters that work at or are somehow connected to those that work at a fictional New York advertising firm. At this point we deserve to a) know how their stories end and b) reserve the right to criticize how their stories are being told to us. This seems reasonable and yet, what's the kicker? All we had to do was sit our couches for 50+ non-consecutive hours to earn these things. So, simply put, it's an easy relationship - for us, anyway.

Look at this form of passion/dispassion in other areas. View movies from an authorial standpoint and you can maybe make an argument for following directors or screenwriters, but ultimately the slate is still wiped clean each time, just like when a showrunner starts up a new project. What about franchises? The authorial consistency is rarely there and when it is it's almost never on a factory schedule like television is, and 6-9 hours over a period of 3-20 years doesn't equate to nearly as much verisimilitude. Music is a slightly more worthy comparison, as following musicians (especially prolific ones, and they seem to be getting faster and faster at turning records around nowadays with technological and DIY advances) can often trigger reactions similar to yours about Mad Men, i.e. I, for instance, really have little to no desire to listen to the new Cursive record, despite The Ugly Organ being one of my totes faves of all time. Still, though, I was a very different person in 2002 than I am in 2012 and Tim Kasher is writing very different music and is in a very different place in his personal life than he was back then.

This brings me to my final point and ultimately the reason I think we have rather naturally found ourselves here today as a TV blog and weekly netcast: television is all about community. Music is intensely personal because lyrics and melodies are profoundly borne directly from the musician's psyche. Movies are intensely historical (when they're not just entertainment) from an aesthetic standpoint and when they err more on the side of entertainment, they can become quote-heavy fodder for midnight screening crowds. What I love about television is that it's so delightfully easy to both find that communal atmosphere that the cheesiest B-movie can attain, but with the intellectual prowess of an art film or the fiery energy of a post-punk record. And all we have to do is sit on our couches and make quips! How sweet is that?

Qualler enters the blog post.

Huh. Well, dammit, Chris, here I was ready to sharpen my wits and dig my heels and give a true counterpoint. Here I was ready to become the mayor of Pillowstown to your mayor of Blanketsburg, fighting your established thesis to the bitter end like Troy and Abed did in the latest episode of Community. But, as it turns out, I largely agree with your thesis.

That is not to say that I don't think there are differences in how I see how your thesis is applied to real-life TV criticism. For one, I don't necessarily agree television has seemingly risen to a form of art over the last decade-and-a-half -- doing so seems reductive to the shows that broke the ground for the current pantheon of what we deem great. For every episode of Community that is immediately upon airing deemed groundbreaking and revelatory, there are 200+ episodes of Cheers that mastered the general premise of throwing people into a setting and letting them hang out with each other. Shows that are correctly lauded for their superb writing and excellent acting like Mad Men were preceded by shows like NYPD Blue, Hill Street Blues, even going back to The Twilight Zone as standard-bearers. If anything, the advent of TV on DVD and the rise of internet communities has merely highlighted the fact that television has been an art form all along.

Of course, the way stories are able to be told has expanded, what with the much-more-fragmented delivery models of television. Of course, after The Sopranos took off, other cable networks took license to develop their own slates of original, highly serialized programming. And as we all know, serialization of televisoin certainly opens up possibilities for amazing storytelling, but for every Lost, there are five FlashForwards or, to a lesser extent, The Killings. That is, good writing / acting / backstage business trumps the methodology of how a show is delivered, which is a formula that hasn't changed in decades of television history.

But, I think what you are seeing in your shock and amusement to the reaction of Mad Men's "Tea Leaves" is the instant reaction that occurs as the show is airing. Twitter makes it a lot easier for chumbalones like me to see Betty's first scene of the new season, see that she's gained weight, reach into my quick-access part of my brain that I know about "shark-jumping" moments on past television shows, and add to the level of snark that has already built on the Internet in that moment in time. I would differentiate that reaction to actual negative critical reaction to the show. If anything, it is more like we are all being told a story in real-time, one of which none of us know what will happen.

Tied into that is my personal excitement level for a new season of Mad Men. Think about the things that have happened between the fourth season finale and the fifth season premiere: I watched the entire series of Friday Night Lights, watched two seasons of Breaking Bad, caught up with the highly plot-twisty-and-pulpily-entertaining The Vampire Diaries, and read the entire first and second books of the Game of Thrones series and finished one season and started a second. Four seasons of excellent television like Mad Men certainly is not going to turn me away from these final three seasons of Mad Men. But on the other hand, I feel a little fatigue when we just started the fifth of the proposed seven seasons of the show after the show was away for eighteen months. Add in that by the fifth season, some plot beats of the show feel very played out (Harry accidentally saying something sexist in Megan's company comes to mind as a plot point that made me openly bored with the season premiere) and it's inevitable that my level of excitement at this point in time is not at an all-time high for the show.

But, I completely agree with you that community building through television is the easiest form of pop culture consumption today. When we started this blog in 2005 (way to make me feel old, Chris), we both were interested in analyzing and discussing pop culture as it came to us. Television is now an obvious starting point for our pop culture conversations. And, television has the added benefit that anybody can watch the same things that those who are paid to do it and add their voices to the fray. Unlike sports blogging, television discourse doesn't necessarily require media access to form a (look what I'm doing here) valid opinion. And, let's face it, there is a great television community that exists in our society today.

So, with that said, let's quip away as a community. Because, heck, all of our opinions are valid about TV.

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Blogulator Radio 49: Game of Thrones: The Netcast: The Ride

Click this here link to listen to us talk about Game of Thrones, Mad Men, and our stupid dogs who constantly need our love.

M’Lord, may I present to you Qualler and Brigitte, who discuss the start of season two of Game of Thrones, as they add their voices to the masses and masses of other TV netcasts and bloggers that have also talked about it. And while it is said that a Lannister always pays his debts, Qualler and Brigitte pay no mind to the multitudes of other things on the internet that comment on Game of Thrones. In the midst of the realm that is Westeros, or, Qualler and Brigitte’s bedroom, they also discuss everyone’s second favorite period piece about people doing stuff in the 1960s and wearin’ fancy suits and doing all kinds of 60s things, Mad Men, in which they follow up Chris and Jerksica’s fawning discussion from last week with slightly-less-than-fawning discussion. The first favorite is OBVIOUSLY Magic City on Starz, duh(*)!

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