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thequickestblogulatorupdateever.

NOTIMEFORSPACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay, time for spaces (it even hurts my head looking at sentences withou spaces, and i HEART words), but not MUCH time.

qualler's on vacation and i'm finishing up summer classes and getting ready to leave and die from population overload at the excited-for-but-totally-not-going-to-be-worth-it pitchfork (or "p4k" as the kiddies call it) fest. TOO MUCH EXPOSITION!!!! here's the skinny:


lady in the water: practically flawless. if you hate this movie, you forgot what it's like to be a kid, you jackass.

thom yorke: (makes inappropriate motion). what a jerk.

friends: ever heard of this show? yeah, it's pretty cool. what the hell is wrong with me? chandler is SO unfunny that it's funny, get it? and joey, well he's joey. and monica? well all the girls are basically the same. but ross, man does he look like pfeiffer. damn you tbs. good thing i didn't end up watching something's gotta give starring a naked-more-oft-than-not jack nicholson and diane keaton (old versions) twice in 2 days. [blushes]. DAMN YOU TBS!!!!


THAT'S ALL YOU GET.

  1. Blogger estragon | 8:25 PM |  

    David Schwimmer's acting is so bad that the first time I saw Friends, I literally thought Ross has some sort of mental disability. Then it turnend out David Schwimmer is just a douche with no talent. But because the show is intensely terrible, I did not watch it again for a few years after that one episode and lived under this misconception for quite some time.

  2. Blogger Dave | 8:58 AM |  

    Speaking of so bad - man was Lady in the Water forgettable!

  3. Blogger P. Arty | 11:44 AM |  

    Practically flawless?! I couldn't disagree more.

    P.S. REJOIN THE BLOGULUTION.

  4. Blogger chris | 3:00 PM |  

    how are we not part of the blogulution right now? does this have something to do with dave's thing?

    oh and if you disagree, then you sir(s) have definitely grown up too quick. jackasses.

  5. Blogger caps | 4:34 AM |  

    Chris, I have to agree with you about Lady in the Water. I loved the movie and if people can't escape from reality to enjoy a 110min film then that is their problem.

    blim blam

  6. Blogger Dave | 11:15 AM |  

    I didn't care about the characters at ALL. Why do I care if a water nymph (glog? glarg? what was the word?) gets home?

    The only one I cared about was one big arm one skinny arm. Because he reminded me of the hero in all of us (HA!)

  7. Blogger P. Arty | 11:09 AM |  

    Yes, my comment had something to do with Dave's thing.

    Perhaps I have grown up too fast. I don't understand. Is there some level of this movie that I'm missing that sets it apart from any other children's story? Did you like Pocahontas? COME TO THE BLOGULUTION SITE SO WE CAN DISCUSS.

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