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Cartoon! - Bailout Plan



Main Street is underwater!!! Help us, Federal Government!! Oh, wait...

Business as usual. Am I right?

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  1. Blogger DoktorPeace | 8:46 AM |  

    That girl drowning totally needs to figure out that her wet clothes are weighing her down, man. You know who sells clothes? 5th Avenue! That's right near Wall Street! Take 'em off, ladies!

    Eh? My clothes? Yeah I paid a lot for these, so if it's ok with you, I'm just gonna drown InStyle...

  2. Blogger qualler | 9:22 AM |  

    I'll be the first one to supply the New Yorker-style caption:

    "All those fat cats are clawing their way to the top, while we all swim in cat feces!"

    See, it combines the highest form of humor (puns) with a good poop joke (feces).

  3. Blogger Sean | 10:51 AM |  

    qualler, that is a terrible caption. the new yorker would never ever do a poop joke.

  4. Blogger Adam | 11:15 AM |  

    A pun is the highest form of humor?

  5. Blogger DoktorPeace | 11:18 AM |  

    "A pun is the highest form of humor?"

    Dammit I know exactly where qualler got that from.

    True Blood.

  6. Blogger chris | 11:44 AM |  

    Are those blue collar slugs sweating or crying? Or headbanging the water they're drowning in out of their brows?

    SO MANY POSSIBILITIES.

    Qualler, I appreciate you put the word "feces" in parentheses when explaining which part of the joke was the poopy part.

  7. Blogger qualler | 1:04 PM |  

    Harry, you really took the bite out of my comment by revealing my source of quotation.

    Thanks Chris -- I believe strongly in symmetrical statements, so if I have one parenthetical, I need another.

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