Only Six More Shopping Days Until Holiday!
Have yourselves a Merry Holiday, friends of the Blogulator! Did you know that we have a mere six shopping days left until you surprise that special someone with that special gift that will be specially thrown away or forgotten about the next day? If you're looking for some extra special holiday gifts, check these Blogulator-recommended delicious dishes:
THE FAMILY STONE
No holiday season would be complete without piling the whole family into the minivan, hopping down to the local cineplex, and catching the newest Christmas movie about a family that everyone in the family can enjoy together. A Star Tribune columnist compared this movie to The Royal Tenenbaums because it is about a family. Yes, it's true -- like Tenenbaums, this movie also features Luke "I Liked Him Better When He Was Blond And Had A Funny Nose" Wilson. Not only does it feature Mr. Wilson himself, but it also features Rachel Mc"Nipslipper"Adams. And yes, she is definitely, definitely wearing a Dinosaur, Jr. t-shirt in a scene of the movie.
THE REGIS PHILBAN CHRISTMAS ALBUM
After you checked out the latest in Hollywood mediocrity, we at the Blogulator recommend you sit down, crack open the egg-nog, and listen to Regis Philban belt out your favorite holiday hits. Clearly, no Christmas would be complete with this shiny mug shot in your Christmas albums collection. This record is complete with a version of The Reege himself singing "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" with Donald Trump. (Rudolph thankfully is hired by The Donald instead of being ruthlessly and mercilessly forced out of his job, kicked to the curb, and outsourced to India.) Ah, Reege, what a guy.
THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
As you kick back and listen to your favorite daytime talk show host sing your favorite songs, we recommend you crack open the newest on why your favorite HolidayTM is being ruthlessly murdered by the stores that you shop at by reading The War On Christmas: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought. While we at The Blogulator generally do not lean either political direction in our writings, we feel that it is important that, after consuming the aforementioned holiday products, you learn how your sacred family and faith-based beliefs, especially those regarding the things you buy, are under attack by evil pagan Christian-hating liberal gays. The audacity of those liberals to put out a movie about Gay Cowboys over the Christmas season is particularly appalling. Thank goodness we have Real American Soldiers out there helping us keep our Christmas season sacred, while also giving us more stuff to buy.
Happy Holidays from The Blogulator!
p.s. Here is a clip of the first actually funny thing I've seen on SNL in a long time featuring Chris Parnell, who is actually funny, and some guy who apparently thinks he's Ashton Kutcher.
THE FAMILY STONE
No holiday season would be complete without piling the whole family into the minivan, hopping down to the local cineplex, and catching the newest Christmas movie about a family that everyone in the family can enjoy together. A Star Tribune columnist compared this movie to The Royal Tenenbaums because it is about a family. Yes, it's true -- like Tenenbaums, this movie also features Luke "I Liked Him Better When He Was Blond And Had A Funny Nose" Wilson. Not only does it feature Mr. Wilson himself, but it also features Rachel Mc"Nipslipper"Adams. And yes, she is definitely, definitely wearing a Dinosaur, Jr. t-shirt in a scene of the movie.THE REGIS PHILBAN CHRISTMAS ALBUM
After you checked out the latest in Hollywood mediocrity, we at the Blogulator recommend you sit down, crack open the egg-nog, and listen to Regis Philban belt out your favorite holiday hits. Clearly, no Christmas would be complete with this shiny mug shot in your Christmas albums collection. This record is complete with a version of The Reege himself singing "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" with Donald Trump. (Rudolph thankfully is hired by The Donald instead of being ruthlessly and mercilessly forced out of his job, kicked to the curb, and outsourced to India.) Ah, Reege, what a guy.
THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
As you kick back and listen to your favorite daytime talk show host sing your favorite songs, we recommend you crack open the newest on why your favorite HolidayTM is being ruthlessly murdered by the stores that you shop at by reading The War On Christmas: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought. While we at The Blogulator generally do not lean either political direction in our writings, we feel that it is important that, after consuming the aforementioned holiday products, you learn how your sacred family and faith-based beliefs, especially those regarding the things you buy, are under attack by evil pagan Christian-hating liberal gays. The audacity of those liberals to put out a movie about Gay Cowboys over the Christmas season is particularly appalling. Thank goodness we have Real American Soldiers out there helping us keep our Christmas season sacred, while also giving us more stuff to buy.
Happy Holidays from The Blogulator!
p.s. Here is a clip of the first actually funny thing I've seen on SNL in a long time featuring Chris Parnell, who is actually funny, and some guy who apparently thinks he's Ashton Kutcher.
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Monday, December 19, 2005.
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Yay for that John Gibson picture. I, too, used it a while back. And I grant you the privelege to use it as well.
I love that video like McAdams loves Gosling.
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