Ad it Up: The Douchiest

How do you go from unemployed high school drop out in the middle of nowhere to national sex symbol? Apparently, all you have to do is knock up the underage daughter of a completely unqualified but stubbornly self-righteous and preachy politician trying to break on to the national scene. Then, after it's too late for her to get an abortion, break up with said daughter and bitch to the media about how hard you've got it while leaving her to raise the baby on her own. Oh, and make sure to tell them what a bitch your ex-girlfriend's mother is!

After that, the sponsorships with come to you. Take Levi Johnston, ex-bf of Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol, for example. Not only was he featured in GQ and Vanity Fair this year, but now he's beefing up for a spread in Playgirl and making money off of double-entendres about unprotected teenage sex...



Wow! "Now Levi Johnston does it with protection?"!!! I must have heard the wrong schpiel about the birds and the bees. Cuz I had no idea that eating pistachios without a big, burly security guard next to you could result in unwanted underage pregnancy.

But seriously, I can't really think of anything more douchey than using your teenage girlfriend's unwanted pregnancy to launch your career as a famous....err, famous something. The good news is I can't imagine that this is going to translate into a real career. Maybe a few interviews and photo shoots, but it will probably blow over. But then again, Hollyweird always surprises you.

This entry was posted by Lady Amy, on Wednesday, October 14, 2009. You can leave your response.