Stars: They're Nothing Like Us (The Ga Ga for Science Edition)
Here's a possible recent conversation between Lady GaGa and her stylist...
L.G. -- Hey super crazy stylist who may or may not be smoking meth when you make my costumes! I was just asked to perform on SNL this Saturday and I need a new outfit.
Stylist -- Wow, that's great. Let's see, you've already been a fake-baked Pikachu, a bloody tampon, slutty Little Red Riding Hood, a cheetah in a tiger-skin Slanket, a sexy stalker librarian, and a dominatrix hockey player. What else is there?
L.G. -- Plus, I've been a crow in a neck brace, Princess Leia up to her buns in crochette projects, and Courtney Love. I'm totally out of ideas.
Sylist -- Well, let's think. What really screams Saturday Night Live? Sat-ur-day. Satur-n-day. Saturn. Outerspace. Science! Let's do science something or other.
L.G. -- Hmmm...science? Will I still get to go pants-less? Because otherwise my grandma won't be able to see me.
Sylist -- We'll find a way...
As it turns out, science and fashion are a little awkward together. You would think that they'd make the gyroscope big enough to go around her head instead of smacking her in the forehead. It was especially hilarious when she couldn't sit down at the piano. Take that, Lady GaGa! That's what you get for needing to be eccentric for eccentricity's sake. Maybe next time you'll try a pair of jeans.
L.G. -- Hey super crazy stylist who may or may not be smoking meth when you make my costumes! I was just asked to perform on SNL this Saturday and I need a new outfit.
Stylist -- Wow, that's great. Let's see, you've already been a fake-baked Pikachu, a bloody tampon, slutty Little Red Riding Hood, a cheetah in a tiger-skin Slanket, a sexy stalker librarian, and a dominatrix hockey player. What else is there?
L.G. -- Plus, I've been a crow in a neck brace, Princess Leia up to her buns in crochette projects, and Courtney Love. I'm totally out of ideas.
Sylist -- Well, let's think. What really screams Saturday Night Live? Sat-ur-day. Satur-n-day. Saturn. Outerspace. Science! Let's do science something or other.
L.G. -- Hmmm...science? Will I still get to go pants-less? Because otherwise my grandma won't be able to see me.
Sylist -- We'll find a way...
As it turns out, science and fashion are a little awkward together. You would think that they'd make the gyroscope big enough to go around her head instead of smacking her in the forehead. It was especially hilarious when she couldn't sit down at the piano. Take that, Lady GaGa! That's what you get for needing to be eccentric for eccentricity's sake. Maybe next time you'll try a pair of jeans.
Labels: celebrities, Lady Amy, music, Stars: They're Nothing Like Us
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Wednesday, October 07, 2009.
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Am I the only one who kinda loves Lady GaGa's kray-zee fashion? I wish she would translate some of that to her rather pedestrian, generic-sounding music (although I totes love the new single "Paparazzi").
I love the fashion. I thought the gyroscope hitting her in the forehead was hilarious, but I also am infinitely glad she wore it instead of anything else. Even though her music is largely ignorable, at least she's a weird performer, right? I'd rather see pop stars who are strange (even if it is just for eccentricity's sake) instead of just skimpy outfits and So You Think You Can Dance choreography.
WHOA CHRIS ARE WE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH AND/OR RESIDING WITHIN OUR OWN METAPHYSICAL GYROSCOPE TOGETHER?!?
I think Qualler is still high from the Twins victory.
"Kinda loves" == "likes"
Not everything has to be double-plus this and double-plus that, sometimes things are just plus, or even just plain good and un-good. I wish you kids would get your new-speak right.
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