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Stars: They're Nothing Like Us (The Lindsay is Back Edition)

Celebrity gossip has its ups and downs. It gets pretty crappy when everyone is focused on getting married and having babies, but then it has these come backs that smack you in the face with awesomeness. Like this week, for example, we got just a small glimmer of hope that the drugged-out bad girl Lindsay Lohan glory days just might return.

First, Lindsay and her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, broke up last week. I haven't seen it yet, but I have a feeling that the press will fairly soon be wondering if this mean that Lindsay is straight again. That is, after this whole restraining order thing blows over. Apparently, Samantha's family is filing a restraining order against Lindsay because she had a freak out when she wasn't admitted to Sam's mother's party. And I don't blame them - if it took five bodyguards to hold her back from crashing the party, I would be terrified too. She may be a stick figure, but man is she feisty!

But Lindsay was not restrained from all party crashing last week. When God closes a door...he opens up a giant concert venue and YouTube. I can't possibly think of a worse place to have been last Thursday night than The Wiltern in Hollywood, where the trifecta of crazy came together for an amazingly awkward cover of Britney Spears' "Womanizer" by Lily Allen and Lindsay Lohan (kind of). As Lily bounced around all Flashdance-style in her spanky shorts singing a song that absolutely cannot sound good without over-processed vocals, Lindsay jumped on stage behind her wearing what can only be some sort of short version of a sorcerer's robe. After hugging the performer - mid-song, by the way - she stood at the back of the stage, looking awkward before slowly slinking away when no one paid attention to her. Here's the video if you can stand it. If not, the good part's about 3 1/2 minutes in:

So where will Lindsay go from here? Will we finally have some good gossip for a while? Who knows, but this blogger sure wants to find out!

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  1. Blogger Sean | 12:26 PM |  

    i hope they make a mean girls sequel. mean women? and it's about the workplace? that'd be pretty awesome. tim meadows needs work.

  2. Blogger chris | 6:16 PM |  

    I knew there was a reason I didn't like Lily Allen.

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