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Revolutionary TV (John Adams II)

At the end of a long, but busy three-day weekend I finally got some quality TV time in. Experiencing both ends of the television-watching enjoyment spectrum on Sunday, I watched part three of John Adams, the new HBO miniseries, and an excruciatingly long PGA golf tournament. Now I realize that most of society enjoys watching sporting events, enough to even warrant taking over the entire television broadcast spectrum on holidays, despite the fact that Direct TV offers 37 different channels (that I could count) devoted entirely to sports. One of them is a horse racing channel! So I know that I am in the minority in hating watching sports on TV, but I really don't get televised golf. The soporific play-by-play announcing of such a slow-moving game lulls me into a comatose state for the whole day. Watching golf also makes me feel like I need to be quiet because the announcers are practically whispering, not to mention the lack or tone or inflection in their voices - it's the sports equivalent of public radio.

Luckily, second president-to-be shook me from my lethargy in the third part of John Adams Sunday night with his piercing words and passion for independence. He was a loose cannon - the Jimmy McNulty of the American Revolution, if you will. Unfortunately, he was not as successful with France as McNulty usually is with Major Daniels. Too bad high school history class didn't focus more on our founding fathers' personalities. I mean, I didn't know John Adams was so hotheaded, but also kind of whiny. And I knew that Ben Franklin was a great inventor, but didn't know he was such a jerk in need of a lesson in teamwork. Abigale Adams also surprised me, being an excellent farmer and quite possibly the first American feminist.

This week the show takes us to France, where John Adams and Ben Franklin travel to request aid from the French government. Franklin is not on-board with Adam's plan for how much assistance is required from France and doesn't seem to be of much help when Adam's tries to ask for more. Of course, Adams doesn't understand sex-obsessed, perverted French culture and ends up offending King Louis XVI (disappointingly, not played by Jason Schwartzman) because he doesn't speak French. Turns out the French were a-holes even back then, and Americans were just as self-righteous and entitled as today. As many blogulator staff members pointed out, this would have been a great crossover episode, if only directed by Sofia Coppola, of course. HBO must have figured that the decadence of Versailles and the creepy French ghost face paint was enough stimulation for the viewer in part three of the miniseries, however, because they stopped filming it at a 15 degree angle. Last week, I got very confused as to whether I was tilted or the camera was. Good to know that I'm level headed. (haha?)

Like Qualler's mom said, "our ancestor's had it a lot harder than us." I agree. Sounds like John Adams had a really crappy job. I would definitely NOT like to spend months at sea, engage the British navy in a battle, and expose my son to a man's death resulting from sawing his leg off in a failed amputation attempt, only to be laughed at by some snooty French aristocrats. Jobs these days are easy in comparison. Though your job may not be as tough as founding a nation, readers, if a career change is in your future, check out the dry-humor of the latest Career Builder commercial - pretty funny!

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  1. Blogger Unknown | 8:39 AM |  

    Beautiful recap, Lady Amy! One other addenum to Ben Franklin, in my childhood I never pictured him to be such a sneaky fetishist perv, either, lying naked in bathtubs with the Frenchies while they're still in their long gowns. Can't wait for Part III!

  2. Blogger Lady Amy | 11:37 AM |  

    Silly Qualler, that WAS part III. Next week is part IV. I forgot to mention that I totally didn't know that John Quincy Adams was John Adam's son.

  3. Blogger Brigitte | 11:43 AM |  

    haha, our founding fathers did have it a lot harder than we did! watching them saw off someone's leg made me kind of angry at the presidential candidates...and politicians in general...and, of course, at myself. :( and isn't that the point of good tv?

  4. Blogger Unknown | 11:57 AM |  

    Isn't that Barack Obama's campaign slogan? "Vote for me...or else, you'll be on a boat with me, get shot, and I'll have to personally saw off your leg. I mean, uh, CHANGE!"

  5. Blogger Lady Amy | 12:00 PM |  

    Haha. Well, Qualler, aren't we all, in a sense, sawing someone's leg off? The price of progress or freedom or liberty, etc. I suppose.

  6. Blogger chris | 12:09 PM |  

    This line of comments is shaping up to be way more interesting than watching Paul Giamatti pout in front a bunch of French stereotypes for an hour and 19 minutes!

    I kind of wish this was the story of Ben Franklin instead of John Adams. Tom Wilkinson is wayyyy cooler than everyone else.

    I did enjoy when he got off the boat with the leg sawing fun and was like, "All right let's get business done" and Benny is all like "Oh that? That's taken care of; let's get sculptures of our faces done!"

  7. Blogger Lady Amy | 12:27 PM |  

    Yeah, I would much rather explore why Ben Franklin is such a d*** rather than how many headaches John Adams must get from his overly tense, brooding facial expressions.

  8. Blogger Brigitte | 12:30 PM |  

    wow. you guys are exactly what's wrong with america. "oh, whine whine complain, it's BORING to watch how my country was founded! john adams isn't any fun! wahhh!"

    you would totally die on a boat.

    why do i watch john adams? because it's fun? because i want to? no. because i care about america.


    oh beautiful, for spacious skies, for amber waves of graaaaiiiiin....

  9. Blogger Lady Amy | 12:33 PM |  

    I don't need to show my patriotism by waving a flag or watching an HBO miniseries about America.

  10. Blogger Brigitte | 12:35 PM |  

    ....for purple mountains' majesty, above the fruited plaiiiiiins!

  11. Blogger Brigitte | 12:43 PM |  

    i'm kidding. i totally find ben franklin's character more interesting than john adams'. also, when does jefferson get in on the mix? which currency was he on again?

  12. Blogger chris | 12:58 PM |  

    Haha, Qualler, look it up! What about the quarter? The dime? The 50? Did we find out who was on the dime? Silver dollar? Sacajawea?

    No no no, I watch John Adams because we eat too much good food and hang out together before the weekend's over, doing things like making Qualler look up who's on what currency over and over again. Screw America.

  13. Blogger Unknown | 1:16 PM |  

    You're all jerks! And I'm not looking up any more currency for you ungrateful jerks!!! John Adams the mini-series is as riveting as anything else on television at 8:00 pm on Sunday nights!!!!!! And Paul Giamatti will kill you all!!!! And why would a miniseries based on a biography of John Adams be about Ben Franklin!!!!!! JERKS!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Blogger Brigitte | 1:22 PM |  

    now look what you did. qualler's mad.

  15. Blogger chris | 1:32 PM |  

    Haha I think by suggesting we'd rather watch a miniseries about Ben Franklin, we are implying that the name of the miniseries would probably be called Benjamin Franklin, rather than John Adams. Thought that would be awesome and hilarious if John Adams just gets whisked away to the sidelines of the miniseries ("Pay attention to me! I have a paunch and a temper!") and it just started being about Ben Franklin.

  16. Blogger Unknown | 1:35 PM |  

    I'm saying, if it were called Benjamin Franklin, they would have to find a new source to base it on, and not the biography of John Adams, called John Adams!!!!!!

    But imagine how much of a sort of temper tantrum John Adams would have if it actually became about Ben Franklin. His cheeks would get so puffy.

  17. Blogger Brigitte | 1:38 PM |  

    poor john adams. let's all leave him alone.

  18. Blogger Nicole Arratia-Walters | 1:49 PM |  

    I feel like I was there. Was it this contentious during the actual viewing?

  19. Blogger Brigitte | 1:58 PM |  

    no, it wasn't.

  20. Blogger Unknown | 2:00 PM |  

    I wouldn't say contentious is the right word. I mean, just because Lady Amy sawed my leg off, Brigitte shot a cannon at Jerksica, and Chris jumped off the plank himself in dismay doesn't mean we didn't have a revolutionarily good time.

  21. Blogger Brigitte | 2:03 PM |  

    yeah, sorry about the cannon. i was out of line.

  22. Blogger Lady Amy | 2:22 PM |  

    You didn't really need that leg anyway, Qualler.

    OMG - if it became a series about Ben Franklin, do you think John Adams would constantly grab the camera, point it towards himself, and say that only he can talk to the camera - like in Wayne's World?

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