Just a Piece of Meat ?
Television is an important thing in our culture. But what's just as important, accompanying TV as a fine wine paired with the proper dish? Food! TV+food=a real pop culture experience that sticks with you for a lifetime, sure to conjure up memories and emotions whenever you see that one actor, hear that one theme song, or bite into a tombstone sausage and pepperoni pizza.
Appetizer: America's Next Top Model
This week on America's Next Top Model, the ladies posed dressed in meat. That's right--meat. Raw meat. They went to New York's meat packing district to pose as and amongst literal pieces of meat, and surprisingly, most of the models in training seemed pretty OK with it. In fact, the photo shoot provided such little drama that I decided I'd clean up the kitchen while it was on. It isn't really a commitment show, doesn't take a lot of concentration or effort, and so is much like a quick snack to tide you over before the main course. You don't particularly enjoy stuffed olives, but hey, you're hungry, they're there, and they do have an interesting aftertaste...
I have to say, so far this season is a weak one. There are a couple girls who stand out, but the drama and that certain je ne sais quoi seems to be missing from this cycle of the series. Similarly, my bread and cheese (left over from last night) wasn't quite as yummy as I'd hoped it would be, nor as yummy as it had been in the past. After the appetizers, you're still hungry for dinner...unless you fill up on them, and then you just feel bad because you really wanted to save room for that main course.
Main Course (and dessert): In Treatment
In Treatment continues to surprise and please, however, I won't divulge any specifics so as to avoid spoilers. I will say that I love it. Almost as much as I love this chocolate covered pretzel ice cream I'm eating. Yowza! Salty and sweet in perfect balance, much like the series. Delicious. Entertaining, yet serious and unexpected. However, this show is much more than a dessert. It really nourishes and fills you up. Rosemary and lemon baked salmon, sauteed garlic asparagus, and mashed potatoes went well with back to back episodes of In Treatment, and just as I finished up my ice cream dessert I caught up to tonight's episode. It takes a lot of commitment to watch a show that features new episodes every weeknight, just as it takes commitment to eat your veggies and protein before you enjoy a salty/ sweet treat, but in the end it's worth it, the healthy food was well prepared and tasted amazing, and your body thanks you.
Dessert/Junk food: Stephen King's It
I recently watched this miniseries on dvd, and to accompany it only Tombstone pizza, Kool-Aid, and brownies would do. I know...pizza isn't really dessert, though it certainly isn't an appropriate dinner. But it sure tastes good, and it's always great to regress to 1990 both in media and in sustenance. And hey, no parents! I can eat all the frozen pizza and drink all the sugary drinks I want, and who's going to stop me from staying up late to watch this 3-hour horror fest on a school night?? The Kool-Aid and brownies are also great, and even though your night ends with a terrible sense of regret and a stomach ache, and you're sure to have both nightmares and flashes of plot holes well into the night, you'd do it again in a heartbeat (but maybe you'd have to wait for a week or so first).
It's true -- watching In Treatment at first is a lot like eating vegetables -- you know it's good for you, but it's so much easier to just reach for that Tombstone Pizza. But, as you continue to eat vegetables every day, you realize that you are feeling healthier, and better about your life, and as it goes on, it just gets more and more great.
Plus, Gabriel Byrne and Blair Underwood together is like the dream team of hotties! Bring in Casey Affleck and you've got a trifecta of hotties! I mean, what?
If I eat a salad with my pizza and cut up fresh peppers on top of it, I feel better about myself. But I still do have pizza way too often for dinner.
I know Qualler remembers - but I'd just like to have another nostalgic moment for the game Pizza Party from right around 1990:
http://www.darwinsgamecloset.com/pizzaparty1987.html
I don't get the Gabriel Byrne attraction. He's always seemed very plain to me.
He seems plain at first, true, like vegetables. But the more you spend time with him, 30 minutes each night, and you get used to his charming accent, and his repressed anger toward his wife and his urges to do his patients, he's totally smokin'. I mean, I wouldn't know, though, cuz I'm a dude.
Hey fellers. Check this out over here...
(I stop walking away, turn my head 45 degrees, and smirk, flexing my buttocks all the while).
Did that do anything for ya?
Gabriel Byrne is Irish. Basically, that's enough.
I missed most of ANTM this week, but I've discovered that every episode is on youtube now, although you do have to know the cycle, episode, and part (1-5) number of each clip to find it.
Also, for late night creepy watching, I recommend "Fantasy Island" for people that thought "Twin Peaks" was a little too much (Bob is officially out of my life now and I'm loving it!) F.I. is like the Twin Peaks of the '60? '70's? I can't remember. In any case, look for an upcoming post from me comparing the two series side-by-side, especially the level of bizarreness (Turquoise bell-bottoms on a white, afro-ed magician in F.I. might top the list).
Eeeewwww. Gabriel Byrne is NOT attractive. Irish or not, he's old. End of story.
i think he's welsh...
hmm, wikipedia says irish...
Sean Connery is old, too, but still attractive! I think accent trumps age, up until a point.
Nicole is correct -- IMDb states Mr. Byrne is from Ireland. In fact, his birth city is Dublin. And you know what they say about the Irish...they're Dublin in size, or something. I mean, their "package" is Dublin. I mean, um, nevermind.
How you doin', Doktor?
WHOA! Now that The Wire is finished, and McNulty is of Irish descent, he should totally visit Dr. Paul Weston in therapy. Besides, now that we know that nearly every show ever actually exists within the dream of an autistic boy from the show St. Elsewhere, any crossover technically could happen.
http://home.vicnet.net.au/~kwgow/crossovers.html
My head just exploded after visiting that link. I could spend all day looking at that map and reading the key. The people that put this together obviously spent WAY too much time on this, but I am sometimes thankful for people wasting their lives with crap like this. This is one of those times.
I know -- I'm still picking up the pieces of my head right now. Some of my favorite highlights:
Bunk talked about one of the detectives from Homocide in an episode;
Scully and Mulder went to a graveyard where the Salinger's parents were buried;
Oceanic Airlines from Lost also existed on Diagnosis Murder.
Salingers, from Party of Five, that is.
Party of Five! Whatever happened to season 3? I need to get on that.
i totally referred to that map in a comment thread a while back.
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