IMDb news is the new crack, and Tyra.
Has anybody else spent hours at a time reading the news page on the Internet Movie Database? Only on the news page will you see headlines like this:
Danza Slams Cruise
That's right. Tony Danza had the audacity to "slam" Tom Cruise. Here is his quote:
The talk show host says, "I'm a little upset about this. Here's a guy out there lecturing people about drugs, but out of wedlock births don't seem to bother him. He's never (appearing on) my show, so it doesn't matter." He adds, "I'm happy for them, but we're going to send them to Maury Povich's show for a DNA test."
That's a real diss right there! TOM CRUISE WILL NOT BE ON THE TONY DANZA SHOW. If that's not a hardcore slam right there, I don't know what is.
Speaking of ridiculous talk shows, I watched the new "Tyra" show (aka Tyra Banks). I watched about 5 minutes of it and it covered important topics like "let Tyra hook this not-so-pretty woman up with a man. Oh, it didn't work out? Whoops, that's too bad, because I can get any man that I want, ever. Did I mention that my boobs are real? Because they are." This is about as vital of a show for Tyra as the standard "America's Next Top Model", where we learn that being a model is, like, REALLY HARD, and there are other models with inner beauty out there, but none with as much outer beauty as Tyra Banks. Tyra Banks, go to TV hell.
Danza Slams Cruise
That's right. Tony Danza had the audacity to "slam" Tom Cruise. Here is his quote:
The talk show host says, "I'm a little upset about this. Here's a guy out there lecturing people about drugs, but out of wedlock births don't seem to bother him. He's never (appearing on) my show, so it doesn't matter." He adds, "I'm happy for them, but we're going to send them to Maury Povich's show for a DNA test."
That's a real diss right there! TOM CRUISE WILL NOT BE ON THE TONY DANZA SHOW. If that's not a hardcore slam right there, I don't know what is.
Speaking of ridiculous talk shows, I watched the new "Tyra" show (aka Tyra Banks). I watched about 5 minutes of it and it covered important topics like "let Tyra hook this not-so-pretty woman up with a man. Oh, it didn't work out? Whoops, that's too bad, because I can get any man that I want, ever. Did I mention that my boobs are real? Because they are." This is about as vital of a show for Tyra as the standard "America's Next Top Model", where we learn that being a model is, like, REALLY HARD, and there are other models with inner beauty out there, but none with as much outer beauty as Tyra Banks. Tyra Banks, go to TV hell.
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Friday, October 07, 2005.
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TV is artificial reality...that's why people watch "Laguna Beach!" I like the Tyra show because it's like Oprah, only with less shows about being a depressed and neglected stay-at-home mother. And she shows that supermodels are airbrushed, which is a good message for little girls. There will probably never be someone hosting a show who has a heart of gold but looks like they couldn't care less about their appearance- it's not realistic;)
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