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I don't wanna do homework...

…so I’m writing about things that are on TV right now.

On TNT – The Mask

Man oh man, this movie really is shitty, isn’t it? I remember when I was ten and I was totally psyched to see Jim Carrey after Ace Ventura came out and be totally wacky. But there are so many things you can look at now and say “What the frick!” For example:
  • Jim Carrey’s love interest is Cameron Diaz. Totally smoking hot chick teamed up with a goon who wears a mask and becomes a cartoon character. I’m not saying it can’t happen, I’m just saying, it…can’t happen.

  • It’s not funny.

  • It’s made for ten year olds. I guess that’s why I liked it when I was ten.

On MTV – Laguna Beach

This is the only show on television that can turn a completely boring and meaningless conversation into a “dramatic” “turning” “point”. At the end of one episode, a girl was talking to a guy and literally, they said maybe five words to each other. Cue the Avril Lavigne music, and BAM! You’ve got yourself a dramatic moment. I can’t tell if this show is the beginning of the end of the world or the dawn of one of the greatest television parodies of all time.

On Comedy Central – Wayne’s World 2

Still awesome. Need to buy it on DVD.

On TBS – The Waterboy

Worst. Movie. Ever.

UPDATE:
On ABC -- My Big Fat Greek Wedding

WORST. MOVIE. EVER.

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  1. Blogger P. Arty | 2:11 AM |  

    Excellent use of quotation marks.

  2. Blogger Dave | 10:43 AM |  

    I watched part of Waterboy when it was on - why the arf was Kathy Bates in this?

    (My neighbor really did used to ride his riding lawnmower around town, and he really was slow, but no; he did not posess any exceptional athletic talents so far as I could tell. Except hs used to shovel his parent's driveway using one of those bobcat front-end loader things (kinda like a little bulldozer) - really, he did. It was pretty sweet.)

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