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Tweet that Shi*: "Drowning in New Media" edition

@Concentration: I need you to come back so I can write something meaningful instead of this gimmick garbage.

@CharlieSheen: Millions of people are tweeting at you right now, hoping to join the circus. This is the only fake tweet at you. I hope you respect that and hit me back.

@TweetThatShi*: You lost the battle of clever censorship to a CBS show.

@CBS: You've won this battle, but I still have the best idea for what city NCIS should go to next. #AnyFunnyCity

@AllMovies: Please try to hold my attention better. It shouldn't take 5 sittings to get through The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest.

@MyBrain: Do you have ADD? Or are you too smart to be interested by anything? Yeah... That's gotta be it...

@Myself: Your posts have been increasingly dominated by personal pronouns. Are you turning this into LiveJournal, or are you accepting the inevitability of gonzo pop journalism?

RT@Myself: @Myself: Your posts have been increasingly dominated by personal pronouns. Are you turning this into LiveJournal, or are you accepting the inevitability of gonzo pop journalism?

@Baseball: Your serene summerness may be the only thing capable of breaking me out of this winter electronic overload. #CantWaitToWatchTheOriolesOnline

@MeltingSnow: Will I burn up before your water fills my lungs?

@AIMprofiles: I finally respect people who put song lyrics in you. If only I could go back in time and become a fan of O.A.R.

@HashTags: You're like your own, meta-joke now, right? That's cool. #MetaMeta

@The@Symbol: The internet's been great for your career, eh?

@Twilight: I'd love to watch your movies as they're filmed, without the background music (Awkward silence).

@Hotties: I see you on the internet. Where are you in real life?

@RealLifeFriendsWhoAreGirls: Of course you're hotties. I just mean ones who I'm not friends with who I can pork. #SmoothSave

@ThisPost: I hate your verisimilitude.

@Hipsters: I hate that your shadow looms over every use of big words.

@Internet: I was so happy when I was 10 and only knew my Super Nintendo and the kids down the street.

@Nostalgia: It wasn't really better when we were all serfs and the kings drank out of our dads' skulls.

@Twitter: You're pretty legit now. I even have an actual account I use to enter contests / tweet @ hotties / say nonsensical things. Is this funny at all anymore?

@CatchySignOff: Sigh. Off.

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  1. Blogger chris | 6:16 PM |  

    Yes! It's back! Keep the dream alive! I feel like subconsciously I knew Charlie Sheen would inspire a new Tweet That Sh*t post...

  2. Blogger Sean | 12:03 PM |  

    I like this.

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