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Married Couples Don't Blog!

. . . and hips don't lie!

So the blogosphere is talking. Minneapolis, the third-most blogged about city in America for 2007, is talking about our wedding!! What are some of the locals saying about our wedding?

"I'm 70 years old and a baby. . . army of the undead. . . Congrats, (Qualler) and Brigitte."
Unspar

". . . (T)he dumbest, absolute worst. . . wedding. . . ever."
Little Qualler

"Well, Qualler's not gay. Pat, you owe me twenty dollars."
Paal

"(Qualler) and Brigitte are the coolest people I’ve ever met."
ChristineOne

Editor's note -- only one of these quotes is actually taken verbatim out of a blog. It's Christine's. Christine, you are the coolest person I've ever met.


Thank you, blogosphere, for the kind words. Brigitte's first dream as part of the Qualler married household involved her and I beating the character Blair from the CW's hit new television series Gossip Girl to DEATH. We had to keep beating her until she was completely dead. Janice Soprano, Tony's sister on HBO's hit television series The Sopranos was a witness, we thought, until we realized she didn't know anything about it. Of course, Janice would do that. Oh, pop culture, marriage, and beatings. They all go together so well.

What I'm trying to say here, and what Brigitte is trying to say but isn't because she's too sick to blog now, is THANK YOU EVERYONE for MAKING OUR WEDDING the MOST INCREDIBLE EVENT EVER! We love you all deeply -- as deeply as Christian Troy loves Sean McNamera on the newly revived hit F/X series Nip/Tuck. And yes, I am loving their new season in Los Angeles, after a D.O.A. fourth season hangover of the "Carver" plotline.

But seriously, everyone. Thank you.

Brenda and Brandon, Frasier and Niles, Christian and Sean, and now, Qualler and Brigitte. It is a match made in pop culture heaven.

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  1. Anonymous LQ | 8:35 AM |  

    Paal, you stole my line!

  2. Blogger Brigitte | 11:59 AM |  

    none of the other pop culture couples you mentioned are actually romantically involved...what are you saying? are we just very good friends?

  3. Blogger chris | 1:07 PM |  

    wellll brenda and brandon often touch each other the way sister and brother shouldn't, christian and sean have done a threesome together, and kelsey grammar and david hyde pierce are clearly doing it in real life.

  4. Blogger qualler | 1:17 PM |  

    Seriously. Christian and Sean are more deeply in love with each other than 99% of all other fictional characters on television. Doi, they moved in together this season!

  5. Blogger Nicole | 7:53 PM |  

    I love you guys like Andrew Zuckerman loved Brandon and Brenda...they made her much cooler by association!

  6. Blogger P. Arty | 8:35 PM |  

    Alright, your next wedding has to be in December. That's what we've all decided. You better get working on it!

  7. Blogger Brigitte | 10:17 AM |  

    it's gonna be the best wedding ever!

  8. Blogger Paal | 11:56 PM |  

    for the record, dualler said it first, pat added the 20 bucks... and then i was supposed to actually say it -- the brigitte's dad said all that heartfelt stuff... so, i kept my mouth shut -- what was i supposed to do? still, i like seeing my name, i am an attention whore after all!!

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