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Classic Television Rundown: Salute Your Shorts, Episode 1-5; "Bunk Chief Elections"

Come to write of summer;
See it out my window, through the glass.
Instead I stare at shorts,
Remembering the past.

3 girls in a bunk,
Voting for their chief.
A plot, so it's full of beef.

B plot:
Goats eating clothes.
Cleaning with toothbrushes.
Crying over onions.
Kid stuff.
Especially the goat.

Years pass, and summer turns to school.
Democracy is serious.
Goats still aren't.

More years.
Camp is a memory.
The kids are powerful.
No more goat jokes.
Everything is serious.
The kids forget to B.

Memorable quotes

Donkey Lips (to himself) - "I think relish is my favorite condiment. Mayonnaise next, then mustard."

Telly - "You know what I call this? I call this 'Shove a Pie in Your Face!'"

Iconic Insults: "Tough nuggets!", flunk-a-roo, dorkette

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  1. Blogger chris | 11:51 AM |  

    Let's do a DoktorPeace TV review poetry reading on the next podcast. I'll cue up the soft bird coos.

  2. Blogger DoktorPeace | 5:47 PM |  

    I'd love to read some of my Rizzoli & Isles stuff.

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