Guest Post: It's All GREEK To Me

GREEK is about Rusty and Rusty is me when I was a freshman in college. We are both awkward youths who went off to college with big dreams. We're both enrolled in majors that challenged us. We both have sisters who are one year older than us and super-religious roommates who get on our cases for having a good time. We both steal black-ops satellites that can control the weather from the computer engineering building to make a volcano erupt beer at a raging party. We are one in the same.
This all points to one basic truth of television: teen soap operas are the truest form of media, painting an accurate picture of life, and GREEK is the clearest window of them all. In other more accurate versions of TV worlds, Jack Shepard would get some damn answers. Jack Bauer would retire. Chuck would never be allowed to roam free, rabbits would not outsmart stuttering hunters, and Lee Adama would never give up on Starbuck for Dee.

But GREEK gets it right. Oh so very very right. When Randy pines over his back-stabbing ex, only to find that she's already moved on (hussy!), we've all been the one standing in that doorway, refusing to give back that scrunchy. We've also been the one who wins the big beer pong match, the one who stands up for what's right, the one who gives in to what's easy, and the one who suspects his friend's random hookup is a vampire. This is a way of life that we cherish and miss - one that we recently had torn from us.
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I would argue that Dave Ryan is reality.
That was lovely, Dave.
Uh, actuaries and accountants, biznatch. Just kidding about the biznatch, but Dave, GREEK is, purely and simply, the greatest original show on ABC Family of all time. And yes, it also makes me yearn for a time when the biggest scandal of the day was some girl was on YouTube and I created super polymer that trapped my RA in his room and had to figure out how to cut a hole around his door, starting with putting a hot iron on it. Yes, the new season is spectacular.
I have to say that I had my reservations about Greek, and based on the commercials I probably wouldn't have given it a chance,but because of certain people singing its praises, I did end up watching a couple episodes and it is indeed quite wonderful. lovely analysis, dave!
Also: CAPPIE!
First I thought this show was that one with the guy who sings the shoes song. Then I thought it was something Dave had watched once and liked and everyone made fun of him. Now I find out that everyone likes it and all of my friends were just like the characters in college.
I'm confused; so, from now on, I'm just going to imagine it's the prequel to Rome.
"We both have...super-religious roommates who get on our cases for having a good time."
Hahaha...so true!
Very enjoyable guest post. Bring him back!
Harry: that's what it was a year ago. Now everyone has buckled safely in on the bandwagon. Catch the fever!
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