Glee: A Solid End

The winners of this season: the tertiary characters of last season.

Remember when Brittany and Santana were merely saboteurs, sidekicks to Quinn, sent by Sue to destroy the Glee club from the inside? My, how things have changed. Besides being easily the funniest part of the show—Brittany’s deadpan and Santana’s quicksilver tongue are hilarious—these two girls now have fully fleshed-out and intriguing storylines, and are an absolute joy to watch. Santana is no longer just the sassy latina; she’s intelligent, amazingly articulate, a leader, and is now dealing with coming out as a lesbian. And as for Brittany, her character isn’t a dumb blonde; she merely sees the world in a different and completely wonderful way. She’s carrying and compassionate, and she’s demonstrated that she is by far the most intuitive and emotionally understanding character on the show. And these girls’ relationship, while hard to define, is equally great; on what other show about the politics of high school are you going to see two girls in the hallway affirming each other instead of calling each other sluts? Plus, Naya Rivera and Heather Morris are incredibly engaging to watch. Santana’s rendition of Amy Winehouse’s Back to Black easily should have won that diva-off in“Funeral” and it’s sad to say, but watching Brittany sing “My Cup” was probably the most likeable part of last week’s finale. It’s great to have these two girls there to distract from the ongoing Finn/Quinn/Rachel love triangle, because they’re actually, you know, interesting.
And now, the losers of this season: the men.

I think it hit me when I was watching Schu sing that song from his own LP in that empty theatre: the men on this show are boring. Schu is now irredeemable (I hated when he acted like a child at the beginning of the season; I hate how sickly sweet he is now that he’s grown up again, and all of his storylines and love interests are uninteresting to me); Mike can’t sing; Puck has lost his badassery; Sam has no character traits that I can discern; and Artie is so focused on Brittany that he’s lost without her. (When I made that list of characters just now, I forgot Finn. That’s how beige he has become.) There’s a whole lot of boy-band-esque singing, a bunch of Jack-Johnson-like guitar playing, some classic rock appreciating, and a bit of falsetto, but there’s not a whole lot of performing. I’m tired of Schu’s ballads. I’m tired of Puck’s watered-down rockabilly. I’m tired of Kurt’s falsetto (because, I’m sorry, but Jesse St. James was right: Kurt just cannot fill the high heels of powerful women like Merman, LuPone, and Bernadette). I’m even tried of Artie’s rapping. And I don’t understand why, on a show with such a wide range of female talent, there can be such a lackluster cast of men. What I want from next season is a Nathan Lane, or a Kelsey Grammer, a man with presence, panache, and performance. And no, that doesn’t mean Jesse St. James.
But for a season that suffered a terrible start, this year has delivered with quality storylines, interesting characters, good music, and hilarious dialogue. And if the (kind of lackluster) season finale did one thing right, it’s this: I cannot wait for season 3 to start.

I think it hit me when I was watching Schu sing that song from his own LP in that empty theatre: the men on this show are boring. Schu is now irredeemable (I hated when he acted like a child at the beginning of the season; I hate how sickly sweet he is now that he’s grown up again, and all of his storylines and love interests are uninteresting to me); Mike can’t sing; Puck has lost his badassery; Sam has no character traits that I can discern; and Artie is so focused on Brittany that he’s lost without her. (When I made that list of characters just now, I forgot Finn. That’s how beige he has become.) There’s a whole lot of boy-band-esque singing, a bunch of Jack-Johnson-like guitar playing, some classic rock appreciating, and a bit of falsetto, but there’s not a whole lot of performing. I’m tired of Schu’s ballads. I’m tired of Puck’s watered-down rockabilly. I’m tired of Kurt’s falsetto (because, I’m sorry, but Jesse St. James was right: Kurt just cannot fill the high heels of powerful women like Merman, LuPone, and Bernadette). I’m even tried of Artie’s rapping. And I don’t understand why, on a show with such a wide range of female talent, there can be such a lackluster cast of men. What I want from next season is a Nathan Lane, or a Kelsey Grammer, a man with presence, panache, and performance. And no, that doesn’t mean Jesse St. James.
But for a season that suffered a terrible start, this year has delivered with quality storylines, interesting characters, good music, and hilarious dialogue. And if the (kind of lackluster) season finale did one thing right, it’s this: I cannot wait for season 3 to start.
I second the longing for a stronger male lead - either a literate guy like Frasier, and/or a clueless/understanding guy like Craig Nelson from Parenthood or that other guy from the show about families (Modern Family). I disliked all of these shows (especially Glee) because of the stereotypical characters. Now I get it. I guess.
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